So Better Half and I are in our living room and, I don’t know how, we get to talking about our relationship.
“I don’t even know what you saw in me,” he says. Aww.
“Diamonds,” I reply without skipping a beat. “I think you promised me diamonds and riches beyond my imagination. It’s a good thing I’m a patient girl, I’m still waiting for those priceless rocks!”
Better Half pauses for a second. “I can give you a lump of coal right now. In a few thousand years, it will turn into a diamond.”